happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

image

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Having Joey be your driver

mother-shoey:

This is still my favorite post ever.

I remember when I was screaming when joey reblogged this
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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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theonewhoprotested:

Best gif of the year.

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lexscape:

the accuracy has me in tears

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FUCKING CHRIST, I HOPE THIS POSTS.
SORRY IF I HAVENT REPLIED TO ANY MESSAGES. IM STRUGGLING WITH REALLY REALLY BAD AND LIMITED INTERNET SINCE IM TRAVELING.
IM SO SORRY, TO ANSWER MOST QUESTIONS.
NO IM NOT DEAD.
NO I HAVENT LEFT TUMBLR
NO THERES NOTHING WRONG.
JUST REALLY BAD INTERNET OKOK

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titenoute:

theglitteringthong:

theglitteringthong:

When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head

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Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental health don’t fucking talk to me

I don’t know you but i think i love you

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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

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pizzaandpunkrock said: ♥️

send me a ♥ and I’ll rate your blog

url: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
theme: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
posts: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
overall: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
following?: no, but ily | now | HELLZ YEAH I AM | of course!</

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philspickle said: ♥️

send me a ♥ and I’ll rate your blog

url: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
theme: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
posts: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
overall: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
following?: no, but ily | now | HELLZ YEAH I AM | of course!</

can i just say you always make me laugh like oh my god 

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youtubebanana said: ♥️

send me a ♥ and I’ll rate your blog

url: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
theme: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD (AT FIRST IW AS LIKE EWIDONTLIKEGALAXYTHEMES AND THEN I SAW THE PER F GIF OF DAN AND THEN THE REST OF YOUR BLOG LOADED becauseihaveshittyinternetrn AND THEN THE CALMING PLAYLIST PLAYED AND THEN I JUST IT HIT ME WITH EMTOIONSN) *u could get a smaller playlist tho*
posts: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
overall: cool | okay | great | awesome | flawless | oh mY LORD
following?: no, but ily | now | HELLZ YEAH I AM | of course!</

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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